...it's difficult, the old sheep world, isn't it?
Un ) Down at the Maidstone and Tonbridge NHS Hospital "Trust", sheer dog panic mayhem erupts as an army of sheep cleaners in green descend en-masse onto the wards to scrub everything in sight cleaner than squeaky clean under barking orders from the media-exposed quivering suited top dogs, who had been too busy holding packed meetings and enjoying their Winalot expense accounts to notice the deaths of 60 of their patient sheep due to an entirely preventable bacteria.
So. Are our sheep hospitals really slaughterhouses in disguise?
Is this hospital superbug being deliberately neglected by NHS managers in order to scare off the national flock from going to hospital for non-emergency treatment, in order to reach targets and, in cahoots with ministers, to also keep the waiting list stat's down to a minimum for cynical political ends?
Duex ) Revelations that the total expenditure on arms by all the African states together over the past few years - a cool £100 Billion or so - uncannily matches the amount given to Africa in food aid including all charity by the Red Cross etc.
So remember next time you feel sorry for a poor starving black lamb and contribute to the rattling tin, you may well be paying for the round of ammo that kills them even sooner.
Trois ) The Lady Dianna Princess of Wales inquest rolls on, with the flock of jury trotting down the Paris underpass and inspecting the dented concrete pillar and hearing all about the pack of rabid dogs crawling over the smashed Merc' to take pictures of the interior. Seems the punishment for treason in innocently trying to jump the royal fence these days is not the block or the gallows, but to be assassinated to the visual tune of nazi paparazzi flash bulbs going off in ones face.
Proud of yourself, Prince of darkness?
Plus what's with the "bravery" medals... stag kills in the Highlands perchance?
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Rot.
Looks like we are a bit infested on all three acounts.
Rot it is!